Cat Football proves cats can do more than nap. Watch these whiskered athletes chase goals instead of laser pointers.

Game Overview

Uhm… ok, it sounds weird but this game is about cats playing soccer – for real. Sometimes the cats kick the ball into their own goal, it’s so funny. The game is only 60 seconds long, and it’s like… you don’t know if you’re defending or attacking, you just randomly press the buttons and say “it’s in the goaleeeeeeeeee!” No strategy or skill needed, just know that you’re playing soccer with clumsy cat legs, and you’ll laugh your ass off. One ball, two cats, and a total mess. Sounds crazy? But… It's so much fun!

So What’s the Deal With This Game?

A Match Made In Catnip Heaven

The setup is simple: one ball, two cats, and two goals. The gameplay? Delightfully unpredictable. You'll jump, slide, and crash into the ball like a kitten discovering gravity. The matches are short, but that only makes them more addictive. Whether you're winning or flopping around hopelessly, you’ll be grinning either way.

How to Play

1 Player Mode

  • Move = ← → arrows
  • Jump = ↑ arrow

2 Player Mode

  • Player 1: A (left), D (right), W (jump)
  • Player 2: ← (left), → (right), ↑ (jump)

Why It’s Even Better With A Friend

Sure, playing against the CPU is fun—but the 2-player mode is where the real chaos lives. Sharing a keyboard turns this into a battle of reflexes, laughter, and accidental own goals. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s way more fun than it has any right to be.

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